The Whimsical Princess

1. You traded in your riding lawn mower for a billy goat named Earl.
2. You took out a loan to visit your Aunt Cathy ... who lives 30 miles away.
3. When you pay at the pump with a debit card, it asks for your PIN number and annual salary.
4. Your three-year-old son uses word "gouge"... correctly.
5. Your sister started a car-pool service two months ago and now has four franchises and stock options.
6. Your son earned a merit badge in Scouts for creating a fuel alternative out of bubble gum and canola oil.
7. The neighborhood ice-cream truck is now easier to catch.  It's on cinder blocks.

Ladies, funny, we usually only find "two great things in one" in something like...

Lipstick-lip gloss combo.  Or perhaps a shampoo-conditioner combo.  And, if you're bad, uh uhm...  the "spoiled diva" mani/pedi combo.

But how about a man that offers two great things in one?  And it actually comes in a really large package!

For what it's worth, laugh today, okay!

In an age where people file law suits if their triple-espresso is a degree too hot, Paris Hilton got even with John McCain for using her likeness in an anti-Barack Obama ad with humor and charm instead of litigation. Using the power of the Internet, she posted a faux campaign message of her own on FunnyOrDie.com on August 5th.

Clad in a bikini and heels, Hilton calls McCain "that wrinkly white-haired guy" and announces her own candidacy for president, detailing her energy policy (and her plan to paint the White House pink) and floating Rihanna as a potential running mate.

The well-executed bit of satire has over 5-million views so far. It is refreshing to see any celebrity take a creative approach to others trying to cash in on their fame. Even better when it is carried off as well as this was.